Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Freak Show Charge

Yes, just like at the circus to see the smallest man alive, or the largest women,...I too am implementing a small charge. Don't say I didn't warn you! I did say that it was coming and If you looked at this post,... it's too late,...you officially owe me $5 a "FREAK SHOW CHARGE" for what you are about to see. No need to worry, the money will be going toward a very good charitable cause. The "Beautify Shelley Fund" which will go towards gym passes, massages, hair care, and possible lyposuction! ;) Thank you for your donation in advance and by the way, you are SWORN to secrecy about ever seeing anything like this....
One of my girlfriends has an agreement with her husband that I think is perfect! That he has to "Put her back the way he found her" after she is done having kids. I LOVE IT! I am so holding Brad to this one too! ;)

I seriously can't believe I am subjecting myself to this much humility, but there is nothing I haven't heard yet. (SERIOUSLY, don't get me started) So go ahead...let's hear it!

29 comments:

  1. you look so good and uncomfortable!! your almost there keep up the good work!!!

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  2. you look cute! seriously.....for having twins!!!!

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  3. Very cute!!! Almost time for your little girls to be here!

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  4. You still look great! Can't wait to see those little ones!

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  5. I love it! You look amazing! Only a couple more weeks and those 2 little ones will bless your lives! Do you have any names yet?

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  6. its not as bad as I thought it was! You actually still look cute!

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  7. You actually look really great for having 2 little babies in there!! I'm impressed with you missy! And I like that idea too.....YOU HOLD BRAD TO THAT!!
    Good luck with everything.

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  8. Sounds like a good plan to me! And while the doc is at it maybe I'll have him put a little extra up top if you know what I mean! hahaha Anyway, you really don't look that bad! You still just look like a cute prego mom to me!

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  9. I love it! You look gorgeous...I swear I was so puffy looking and you don't look that way at all! I can't wait for you to have those cute girls!

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  10. I love ya and you look great!

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  11. How can you still be so skinny - other than the oven being very full. You look amazing!

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  12. Shell you look awesome! You should post a pic of you full term with Noah and one of you now so You can see you are really not that big!

    Love ya

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  13. Love this post, you're so cute!! And I can't beleive how good you look, especially for having twins, you don't look puffy or swollen...you look really good!!

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  14. You look better carrying those twin girls than I did with Tyler. Seriously. You are fantastic! How many more days?

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  15. I think you look great --I am pretty sure I was bigger at the end with Austin. Luckily he was so big it even'd itself out. Alivia saw your picture and was so excited to point out you were having a baby. I tried to explain that you were going to have to babies and I think I have now totally confused her.

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  16. you are some kind of woman! i don't know if i could do it. congratulations and good luck, with everything!

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  17. I can't imagine carrying twins are you getting any sleep?!! I was sooo uncomfortable with one. I am glad that they are getting bigger and hopefully they won't have to go in to the NICU or least won't have to stay there. Good Luck through these last few weeks!!!

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  19. The good news is, if you want it all put back the way it was I happen to know a wonderful plastic surgeon who is extremely talented. His name is Derron, but I like to call him hubby! Also, I think you look awesome to be having twins! When are they going to let you have them?

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  20. Oh Shelley you're to funny! Hey, I've been there! I know EXACTLY how you feel! Don't worry it does all go back....kinda! ;) You're just about there!! :)

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  21. Good for you for keeping them in there this long! That's just what they need:) Why don't you get big anywhere except your belly?! It's not fair!

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  22. Thanks for sharing, I love it! You look beautiful~ Can't wait to see these sweet baby girls!!

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  23. Oh my gosh; you look so cute and I am serious. I was expecting a true freak show after all you've said to build it up. But I am disappointed--you are one hot mamma!

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  24. Seriously - how can someone look so big and uncomfortable and so cute at the same time. At least when strangers ask you if you're having twins you can say "yes." I got asked that alot at the grocery store and had to say "no - I'm just really big, thanks." You look amazing and those girls are gonna be gorgeous just like you! Good luck with the "beautifying" after pregnancy. I'm working on that right now - fun stuff!

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  25. You look like you have a basketball stuffed in your shirt no puffy face you are so lucky and with two in there! go back and look at my pic when I was 8 months preggo guarantee I'm bigger than you! That should make you feel a little better! You are so cute! Can't wait to see pics of the little girls! Hang in there! :)

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  26. Oh, Shelley I so remember how you feel! The last few weeks were by far the hardest. I could hardly walk because there was just so much pressure!!! My doctors told me that most twin mommies go into labor at 36 weeks so when I hadn't had them by 36 weeks I started mopping my floor daily on my hands and knees and doing all sorts of chores to get them to come! It is funny how you worry about them coming too early, but then when I hit the marker I wanted to reach I couldn't take much more...I was tired, but could hardly sleep because every position was so uncomfortable. Luke never knew where he would find me in the morning since I moved from room to room trying to find somewhere I could sleep! I was induced at 37 weeks and was glad I made it as long as I did because neither baby had any problems at all, so I consider myself so lucky!!! You are almost too the finish line! Hang in there! You can make it! If it makes you feel any better, looking back it is all worth it! GOOD LUCK! I can't wait to see pictures of those 2 SWEET GIRLS!!! And again I have to say, YOU LOOK GREAT!

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  27. I have seen worse! It was me, twice!

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  28. You still look beautiful! It just looks fake im so shocked to see you that big!

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  29. I honestly can say you look great!! i looked like that with one!

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